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12.06.2025 23:55
No way
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Amazon planning $10B investment in North Carolina for data center and AI campus - AP News
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Just Forget it!