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09.06.2025 00:03
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Sega Throws Shade At Mario Kart While Showing Off Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - Kotaku
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
Still no good.
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This overlooked cause of PTSD is only going to get worse - vox.com
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
How are you spending your best time?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Hey girls can we see some anal play?
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
Then came..
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
No, not a chance
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives